So.

I bit into a chocolate bar the other day, ripped half a tooth out and then inadvertantly swallowed it. Painful doesn't quite cover it but I'm managing until my appointment at my new dentist.

I think my feet are shrinking. Honestly. I mean, I used to be a 10 and I have several pairs of Buffalo trainers which are 9.5 and I used to squeeze into, because I like them. Over the last six or seven months though, I've gradually become aware of them becoming roomier. Ruling out the possibility that all three pairs, varying between two and six years old, stretched by the same amount at the same time, that means I'm shrinking. Also, I used to take a nine in an open backed shoe (or clog) but I've just bought a new pair and I needed an eight.

Crikey. I hope that's the only part of me that's shrinking!


Oh, and while I remember, I'd like to point you at my friend Shay's blog. I warn you, it is a little bit saucy.

http://shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com/